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Post by Gulzar Thu May 21, 2009 2:51 pm

Sardar: Shirt K Liye Badhiya Kapda Dikhana?
SalesMan: PLAIN Me Dikhau?
Sardar: Hawai Jahaaz Tak Jaane Ki Kya Jarurat Hai? Yahi Dikha Do na.

Friend to sardar: yaar tu aaj to doctor ke pas jane wala tha kya huva?.. sardar replies- aaj meri tabiyat theek nahi hai kal jaoonga...

Race dekhtey huey sardar ney dosrey se pocha: Inam kis ko mile ga?
2nd: sab se aagey waley ko
sardar toh phir peechay waley kyun bhag rahey hein..?
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Post by Baloch Thu May 21, 2009 3:41 pm

Zabardast Gulzar bhai aj kal to bare joke suna raha he han??????.
Bahut bariyya....
Thanks for share.......
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Post by Gulzar Sun May 24, 2009 5:05 pm

thanks dear ...............
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Post by Gulzar Sun Sep 27, 2009 6:40 am

Tourist:Is Fort me koi bhoot he kya?
Guide: Me yaha itne saalo se kaam kar raha hoon,aaj tak nahi dekha.
T: kitne saal hue?
G: 300 saal..
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Post by Gulzar Sun Sep 27, 2009 6:42 am

parosi: Tumhare Ghar Me flood Ka Pani Ghus Gaya Hai.
2nd: Oye Kyo Jhuth Bolta Hai Ghar Ki Chabi To Mere Paas Hai.
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Post by Gulzar Sun Sep 27, 2009 6:43 am

Judge-Tum par cycle chori ka ilzaam sabit nahi hua, Lihaza tumko baa-izzat bari kiya jata hai.
Chor- Iska matlab mai Wo Cycle rakh lu?
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Post by Gulzar Sun Sep 27, 2009 6:44 am

1 friend: Teri Biwi Ko Car Chahiye Thi, TuNe Use DiamoNd RiNg KyuN Di.?
2nd: MaiN Nakli Car Kaha Se Lata?
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Post by tanbukhari Sun Sep 27, 2009 11:39 am

HA ha ha ha .......................
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