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Post by Gulzar Tue Oct 21, 2008 12:13 pm

1 pathan ne jalti hui emarat se 6 logon ko nikala phir bhi logon ne use bohut mara







kyon?










islye.








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wo 6 log























Fire Brigade wale the.




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Boy: I can kiss u without even touching u.







Girl: You cant!







Boy: Lagi 20/20 Rupe Ki







Girl: Ok







Boy kissed her tightly







Girl: You touched me.







Boy: Yeh lo 20 rupay.






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1 dehati Pathan se:






Dehati: tum us larki ko kyon dekh rahe ho?





Pathan: tujhe sharam nahin ati?






Dehati : Kyon kiya hua ?







Pathan: Ary oye wo meri beti jesi he our ha men kuch soch raha tha!





Dehati: kya?







Pathan: Use shadi karoon or kiya?
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Post by tanbukhari Wed Oct 22, 2008 3:39 pm

Kia baat hai Smile Very Happy Very Happy Laughing
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Post by Gulzar Wed Oct 22, 2008 4:16 pm

teacher>>>bijli kahan sa ati hai???Lot Of Fun 5
student>>>mera mamo k ghar sa....Lot Of Fun 69
teacher>>> wo kasa.....Lot Of Fun 39
Student>>>>jab bhi bijli jati ha papa kehte ha""""saalon na phir bijli band kar de""""Lot Of Fun 4
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Post by Gulzar Wed Oct 22, 2008 4:20 pm

Aaj Kal Logo Kay Kandhoo Pay Bethay Frishtay Sakht Parishan Hain...


Kyun Kay...



Jub Bhi Wo koi amal Likhtay hain tu woh aik Doosray Say poochtay Hain....



Nawan Time Likha kay Purana....??
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Post by Gulzar Wed Oct 22, 2008 4:22 pm

Sardar: Lot Of Fun 47Miss ap na kal mujha miss calll kyu ki thi kia kam tha mujh sa....Lot Of Fun 10.

Lot Of Fun 67Teacher: Ma na to koi Miss calll nai ki....

Sardar: Lot Of Fun 40to phir mera mobile pa kyu likha tha 1 missed callLot Of Fun 4
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Post by Gulzar Wed Oct 22, 2008 4:24 pm

Ek shahab bray tayaar hoo gar gun lay ker bahar jaa
rahay thay un ke baygum nay poocha kahan chalay hoo jee
wo bolay baygum shair k shekaar ka irada hai
baygum nay khoob dowain deen
thoree dair bad wapis aa gaay
bagum nay poocha shekaar per nahi gaay
wo shahab bolay kasay jaoon samnay waloon ka kuta kula
goom raha hai kambaktoon nay baanda he nahi.... Lot Of Fun 24 Lot Of Fun 24 Lot Of Fun 24
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Post by Gulzar Wed Oct 22, 2008 4:27 pm

Mohabbat karne walo ko

Inkar achah nahi lagata

Aur ye duniya walo ko Pyar achha nahi lagta

Jab tak ladki baag nahi jaye

Tab tak in saloo ko Pyar Sachha nahi lagta Lot Of Fun 24 Lot Of Fun 24
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Post by Gulzar Wed Oct 22, 2008 4:31 pm

(Judge Chor Se) TUm Jantay Ho Jhout Bol Kar Tumhain Kahan Jana Ho Ga?

(Chor) Douzakh Main

(Judge) Aur Sach Bol Kar?

(Chor) Jale Main...
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Post by tanbukhari Wed Oct 22, 2008 7:22 pm

Good Jokes Keep it up
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Post by Guest Wed Oct 29, 2008 9:59 am

Very Happy Lot Of Fun 24 Lot Of Fun 24
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